Cikgu Ajoi dan murid muridnya

BUKAN CERITA SEBENAR :


Ajoi mendapat kerja sebagai guru sandaran di sebuah sekolah di Kulai.

Selepas memperkenalkan diri, dia menyemak nama murid-murid darjah 3 Raya dan merasa agak pelik semasa membaca nama seorang murid, iaitu “W.TAUFIK WWW”.

Kemudian guru tersebut menanyakan perkara tersebut.

Cikgu Ajoi : “Cikgu nak tahu, siapa yang bernama W.TAUFIK WWW ?”
Taufik : “Saya Cikgu…” (Taufik menjawab & berdiri).
Cikgu Ajoi : “Taufik, saya ingin tahu nama panjang kamu apa?”.
Taufik : “Maaf Cikgu Ajoi, panjang sangat..”.
Cikgu Ajoi : “Takpe-takpe Taufik,cakap jer..”.
Taufik : “Baik Cikgu , nama penuh saya ialah…Wabillahi TAUFIK-wal hidayah Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh…”.

Cikgu Ajoi menarik nafas panjang dan terdiam.
Setelah dari darjah 3 Raya, Cikgu Ajoi kemudian masuk ke darjah 1 Mawar dan menyemak nama murid-murid.
Mata Cikgu Ajoi tertuju pada 1 nama yang unik iaitu “BKBKBDB DIAN”.
Kemudian Cikgu Ajoi menanyakan siapa muridnya yang mempunyai nama tersebut.
Berdirilah seorang murid dan menjawab “saya DIAN Cikgu…”.
Semasa Cikgu Ajoi melihat wajah murid itu seiras muka Taufik darjah 3 Raya.

Cikgu Ajoi : “Dian ada abang di sekolah ini?”.
Dian : “Ya Cikgu,nama dia TAUFIK.Abang saya darjah 3.”
Cikgu Ajoi : “Saya ingin tahu nama panjang Dian apa pulak?”.
Dian : “Baik Cikgu, nama panjang saya ialah…
Berakit-rakit Ke hulu Berenang-renang Ke tepian, Bersakit-sakit Dahulu Bersenang-senang kemu DIAN”

Cikgu Ajoi :@$%&#^%

Updated 21 random things about Fitri Hasan

Facts,


1. I don't have a gf anymore. So I'm currently loving myself


8. You don't have to buy me anything. I got my own things.


11th of August will come in 8 days.


16. My name is Fitri. I don't shine like the sun


18. I want to spend my lifetime living


20. I got my pay 2 days ago but I've spent Rm1000 of it by yesterday. So I have to budget my expenses now.


21. That's my age last year, so I only have 8 years to own that Lambo I talked about

aku, saya, i, me

Walau membakar jiwa, walau aku dihina namun aku tetap aku. - Alleycats

Dalam kubur manapun jasad aku ditanam, aku aku lah jua. - XPDC

Aku adalah aku menyanyi lagu yang rindu, lemah langkah ku mengejar mu. -Wings

attention : My favorite alphabet is now R

I won't tell you stories about it, it'll be too long but I'll show you why.

21 random things about Fitri Hasan

I ask for your forgiveness

I know sometimes your sunshine is not as bright as you hope..

..but does it warm you up when it rains?

..and I hope it is there for you when it gets dark you're all alone

Revenge I Seek

When I quest my flashing sword and my hand takes hold of judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will have paid those who haze me, Oh Lord raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints.

Fuck your world, and fuck your kind.
Go fuck yourself, you're fucking barely alive.
I used to think of what you meant to me.
I think of you every fucking day.
Why the fuck did I let you into my heart?
Now where do I begin?
Today is my last fucking chance.
Erase it all and kill my past.
Fuck what we fucking shared.
The memories don't mean shit.
Don't give a fuck about what you'll say.
The memories don't mean shit, anymore.
You're society's whore.
Anymore.
I'll walk through this wasteland
Before I'll ever fucking hold your hand again.
I'll burn forever, before I ever fucking see your face again, in hell.
Motherfucker.
And that's fucking right.
Fuck you forever.
I'll despise you for the rest of these days.
Fuck you forever.
I'll fucking hate you for the rest of my life, my life.
Today is my last fucking chance.
Revenge I seek.

Taken from Revenge I Seek by Bleeding Through.
Written by Brandan Schieppati of Bleeding Through.
I wish I can write and scream to let my feelings out like this dude does.
AWESOME!